“ I’ve always wanted to learn how to relate to others.
to coworker 292
ex-officio
sodas in the closet
“Just a reminder: plasticware and sodas in the locked closet are for meeting purposes only.”
an email from supervisor 112 addressed to all department members
insulated bags
“We appreciate your support of the campaign, and hope you enjoy your environmentally-friendly, insulated lunch bags.”
an email from colleague 83 addressed to all users
the toilet you pass by
“The toilet closest to the window are now working. Please do not used the toilet you pass by first until further notice.”
an email from coworker 49 addressed to all department members
“ I think it has something to do with evolution.
supervisor 99
a lot of interest
“For those of you who were curious about Pet Taxi, I am planning to take pictures to document the move. There has been a lot of interest amongst my friends, including one who just moved herself plus 19 cats from Philadelphia to Denver in a rented RV. If you would like to be added to the list of people who get emailed copies of the pictures, please let me know.”
an email from coworker 43 addressed to all department members
I am a teenager
“Supervisor 99 has problems. Earlier today she asked me if I’m in my 20s. Other options: I am in my 30s. I am a teenager.”
an email to coworker 333
a pizza party for her efforts
“Congratulations to colleague 16! Her name was selected from among those who correctly answered the questions in the employee trivia quiz. She and her coworkers will enjoy a pizza party for her efforts.”
an email from colleague 83 addressed to all users
any other color that you desire
“Please do not sign your timesheet in red ink. Feel free to use any other color that you desire. Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.”
an email from colleague 660
“ How about, ‘Turn your voice into a giant laser show and get tickled with sound by a huggable speaker’?
colleague 766
